This isn’t true for me (I’d like to help you understand those grammar jokes), but I did chuckle.
I think I’ll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don’t want to know about.
“Young Lady, may I please have a word with your mother?” he asked.
“Nah, she ain’t home,” the girl replied.
Taken aback, the man scolded the little girl: “Young lady, where’s your grammar?”
“She’s upstairs taking a bath.”