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This isn’t true for me (I’d like to help you understand those grammar jokes), but I did chuckle. 
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This isn’t true for me (I’d like to help you understand those grammar jokes), but I did chuckle. 

I think I’ll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don’t want to know about.

Grammar Nazi Left His Phone Unattended

bookfaked:

Their There, take that!

Original Article

This is evil.

A Joke

An English professor was trying to make extra money selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. At his next scheduled stop, he knocked and a little girl answered.

“Young Lady, may I please have a word with your mother?” he asked.

“Nah, she ain’t home,” the girl replied.

Taken aback, the man scolded the little girl: “Young lady, where’s your grammar?”

“She’s upstairs taking a bath.”

We love Cyanide and Happiness! If you don’t get the joke, this may help: Onomatopoeia: n., a word that imitates or suggests the source of the sound that it describes, ex. “buzz,” “beep,” “zoom,” etc. amandagullett: i love grammar jokes.
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We love Cyanide and Happiness!

If you don’t get the joke, this may help:

Onomatopoeia:

n., a word that imitates or suggests the source of the sound that it describes, ex. “buzz,” “beep,” “zoom,” etc.

amandagullett:

i love grammar jokes.